thedrunkengator
DrunkenGator
thedrunkengator

In all seriousness though, what Civic minded individual did this on their own Accord? What was the Prelude to this? There has to be another Element in here somewhere. I simply cannot understand why someone would undertake this Odyssey. I think their brain went on auto Pilot.

Are you saying there is something in the deer tonight?  Oh lord!

An abacabcess on its frontal lobe perhaps. 

Genesis was better with Peter Gazellebriel

Maybe it has a Pseu-Pseudomonas infection...

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

So I can buy a “Listen” with a high-zoot “Listen” trim package? I’m all ears!

Once the Mega Drive classic comes out, Sega will release a Sega CD Mini add-on that plugs into the top of it. Also, since the Playstation Mini just got announced, expect the Saturn Mini to be in stores tomorrow.

Yes.

A new Aston Martin or a new house?

I definitely don’t think this is happening any time soon unless Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft are going to start laying a shitload of fiber across the US and any other countries with unreliable internet services. Not to mention with NN being rolled back I’m sure major ISPs are just waiting to spring a “Gamer’s Choice”

Consent?

He can go pro or play in Cleveland, but not both

Don’t joke. We don’t know the gravity of the hit to Newton’s apples.

If he waits till next year’s draft, he’s just gonna get drafted by the browns next year.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

He’s dead, like all of our souls. Shove a half pound of roast beef into the void where your soul’s corpse rots to keep it company. Eat Arby’s.

Few engines can beat that Jeep 4L Inline 6. 300k and still beating Camaros off the line

Frank, Bill, Jethro, and Cleetus had loaded up their quail rig with shotguns, shells, sandwiches, and Jethro’s two bird dogs, Bonnie and Clyde. It was a dark, misty morning in Corpus Christi, and even though it was early, everyone was too excited to be sleepy.