Rosebud is a glass dildo.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Let’s say Irsay invests in a better line, though. It’s just gonna get snorted up right quick.

Both cities have Harvey related tragedies.

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

Chu-Chu died for your sins, BLASPHEMER!

No matter what they call it, they’ll never make a prophet.

*pours you a second round*