“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Sadly, this is true. I mean, I understand that the reporters and producers of the news shows are being incentivized to pretend Herr Drumpf is a valid candidate who is not just a lying liar whose superpower is plausibility, but surely they have children? Surely a world in which nuclear war is suddenly on the table when…

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

Fallon is an idiot.

When you think about it, it makes sense that it doesn’t work well on androids.