Even as the words were spoken, Edmond Dantes Inferno knew that the voiceover couldn't last forever. Just like that sense of wonder, or childhood friendships, or Edmond Dantes Inferno's innocence itself, the narration had to end. But for now—like those summer dusks in Castle Rock that lasted forever—for now, Edmond…

Honky Grandman Be Trippin' was a salve on our national wounds.

FWIW, I maintain that they're located on the Jersey shore.

Oh, God. [/Bob]

With Andy "Sex Magick" Daly playing LRH.

I'll allow it.

We should call you!

I think the Departure occurs in 2011, though, before his (real-life) resignation.

Ruy Iskandar is pretty hot, and…yeah, that's the level of engagement Benders deserves.

Ah, now eventually you do plan to have snark on your, on your Newswires, right? Hello? Hello?

Please don't tell David Remnick.

Behind the scenes of a political campaign, à la The War Room.

WOOOO JERSEY

I do not care for the work of Roz Chast.

Those are the best kinds!

Oh, Mr. Kinnear.

Just…jackin' it.

Don't paint anymore religious pictures, please.

The kids are all fleeking, from what I gather.

STOP TALKING TO ME.