Great username/comment synergy.

And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne,…

Well, you say that…

He's Chinese.

They're just all doing whippets on Snaproulette, from what I understand.

…straight towards its servos.

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FUCK

"I'm Batman."

Ah so THAT'S where the "Funyun?" line from the promos was from.

Time to fall in line, then?

The ol' Funky Spiderman.

I hope the Ziegfeld in NYC will be showing it in 70mm. I've had the pleasure of watching the Che roadshow and The Master (that other modern-day 70mm behemoth) there.

I'm hoping the Ziegfeld (owned by Bowtie) will be showing it in 70mm. They have in the past.

Spike Jonze angrily Snapchats Ron Darling's address.

Don't look at the fat-ass losers and freaks, look at me!

I mean, at the end of the day, Koontz is Koontz is Koontz, right?

As far as trolling goes, I think you laid the misogyny on a little thick. It's obvious. It's broad. It's been done.

"Didn't think a lot of genuinely poor folks could afford NYC?"

I read this in Hank Venture's voice.

Mike said some wonderful things.