lol are you fucking kidding me

i am here for literally any detail of this that you might offer

hahaha i like, LOVE fall out boy and cannot believe how many #1 singles they have quietly been racking up — lexi is an embarrassment to their sellout legacy

lexi gurl go to bed

this is excellent. kara, your work specifically has helped me grow and change, a lot. thank you, thank you, thank you.

Slightly off-topic but the way Raven-Symoné spells her name drives me up the fucking wall. That accent aigu means it should be pronounced “sim-oh-NAY,” not “sim-OWN.”

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

I seriously cannot wait for these assholes to get tired of Montauk. IN MY DAY it was awesome and laid back and now it’s filled with dickfaces who are RUINING IT.

clam slam jon hamm

Madeleine, we need more of your makeup videos. Or other videos. Just... videos. Funny ones.

What next?! That I’m supposed to cut my pockets open when a piece of thread is holding them closed?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Don’t make fun of the guy who dresses my mom.

More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

In the car, he goes on to vape, talk about gun control, and attempt to FaceTime Megan Fox.

Is the answer amphetamines?