i would eat so many pancakes off of aaron paul.

I would listen to every Taylor and Nicki album on repeat for days if it meant I could eat just one pancake with Aaron Paul.

Does this apply to your sex lives too? Asking for a friend.

Hon, Nicki *made* it about her. Get it together. She (NM) had a good point to make, but she made it so shittily that she deserved to get spanked on this.

its not fair. its just not fucking fair

i see you have never ventured deep into the greys

88 is common neo-Nazi slang for “Heil Hitler.” 14 is for “the fourteen words,” which she quotes in one of the other posts: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.” Don’t ask why I, a pork-eschewing, Conservative Jew, am taking up space in my brain with this information.

liam is clearly jealous because i let him go in favor of chris and the plebian one

I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

This “rollicking barbecue” has everything: a margarita fountain, guacamole, badminton, and Jason Bateman.

I AM WEAK AGAINST PEER PRESSURE

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

I just have an unapologetic boner for Paul Bettany and I don't care who knows it!!!

Yup. Or in Texas speak: Fuck all ya’ll, I got mine.

1-800-THE-LOST

Jessica Blankenship, probable 11 year old girl, has a lot of issues she needs to work through

This is the only lifestyle blog I want in my life tbh

Would subscribe

Indubitably.

I’ll be in my bunk.