Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Okay but like her hair game was strong af

Hmm what does White Kara think though

For the brief instant I thought about a “formal” wedding I considered asking my bridesmaids to do this.

a cunt who puts cheeseburgers in her vagina

they got a name for the winners of the world

DON’T TELL ME PLEASE, I DON’T CARE should be my forever FB status.

How lady get hired

Learn to work the saxophone

Scott Disick invited a harm to his sweet?

MoGlo and JES, I’m actually crying.

Hopefully now this means they won’t procreate.

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

Also on the registry:

RE that last picture:

I asked her associate Ashley McGowan why she thinks flower crowns have become so huge. “It’s that Farrah Fawcett thing, like, a blonde beach bombshell walking through a meadow at Woodstock,” she replied enthusiastically. “It’s just about being whimsical, being trendy, being one with the earth. It’s like a throwback to…

Shots fired!

Please tell me there is a drunken Jez review of this movie planned. Y’all suffered through 50 Shades, why not Entourage?