I hope it includes monologues that an ever 15 year old Mary Catherine Gallagher would be urged to quote.

YOU’RE ARE SO MISGUIDED THAT I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

Oh, honey...

Imagine, if you will, a Saturday night with Jennifer Culp, Madeline Davis, a full bar, and a big pile of makeup.

Pre School.

Bill Nye saying “that just doesn’t make fucking sense” must be a new meme. BEHOLD:

I SWEAR WE ARENT ALL LIKE THAT.

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

Via Tumblr.

My dad’s soundtrack would be a lot of Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, Yes, Rolling Stones, Queen, Traffic, Jefferson Airplane AND Starship, Prince, Chicago, Bob Dylan, Traveling Wilburys, Tom Petty, Genesis, weird covers of classical music on Moog synthesizers, and a lot of jazz.

maddie may somewhat reservedly support my 1d addiction, burt truly understands my tay stan ways :(

but I get to see a baby tushie!

Us IRL tonight

Basically the Queen is all, “Hire dozens of nannies! We’re royals!” and Kate is like, “I hate you.” Which means William was probably all, “Granny dear, would you mind easing up on dear Kate? She wants to be a mum to Charlotte in the way she pleases,” and then the Queen was like, “I swear to god, the men in this family…

Look at those thighs. Jesus yes.

Everyone pretty much already summed up my feelings in gifs. Well done Jezzies....

Mad Max: Fury Road fails to be the lecture on the inherent superiority of masculinity I have to give myself in a Christian Bale Batman voice in order to climax sexually

I THINK ABOUT MEL GIBSON’S TORTURED BLANK 1979 EYES WHEN I HUMP MY ARMCHAIR! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!