Certainly better than the new Kia logo.

Don’t worry Jim, I’m pretty sure Karen at the Harris Teeter won’t notice that her Explorer Justin Timberlake edition can’t conquer Moab without serious mods.

“We design all of those Trail Rated elements from the ground up… it’s not just a marketing term.”

The Celebrity Eurosport. It was absolutely none of those things.

M-Sport, S-Line, F-Sport, V-Sport, and whatever other watered down, appearance-package-only versions of actual performance cars.

Mustang King Cobra II. All show, no go with the same smog-choked 130HP 302 V8 that a plain-jane Mustang II could be optioned with.

The word “SPORT” at your local Subaru dealership.

Dodge is terrible about slapping the R/T and other performance tags on everything, so my vote is either the early 2000s Durango R/T or the current Grand Caravan GT

This just in, the Governor changed his mind after someone said this might have been a very late term abortion.  He is now asking that the teen be killed on a cross during his state of the state address to make sure the whole state understands how things work in Texas.  (sarcasm) 

I heard he just uses the wheelchair for the convenience of blowing donors, he’s not even disabled...physically.

Most states charge minors with licenses as adults for driving crimes. You don’t get sent to juvy for a DUI for instance. Plus most states now prosecute felony assault with a weapon (bro-dozer in this case) as adults no matter what. EPA’s CID should step in and investigate the asshole for a felony violation of the CAA…

I heard Abbott is also working on a bill where you can sue all bicyclists you run over.

I’d have to guess the DA will attempt to try this kid as a adult.

May be biased, but I have to mention the Dodge Ramcharger. It never seems to get the same recognition as its Bronco or Blazer counterparts. There were two designs built from 1972 to 1993 (a Mexican market-only version being built for a few years in the mid to late 90s based on the 93 Dodge Ram chassis, but we don’t…

The Suzuki Sidekick/Geo Tracker

Mk1 Fiat Panda 4x4.

Well, it used to be Lexus (GX and LX to a lesser degree), then it was Montero for a while. Right now I would say look to Isuzu. Rodeo, Vehicross, Trooper, etc. They are all pretty solid, but finding a good one is going to be harder.