I can’t wait to get one of these and be blasting Tegan and Sara with the LGBT Pride flag flying from the tow hitch. 

Unfortunately not, only in Asia.  

Neutral: I’m looking forward to this.

The official vehicle of this lifestyle

And this jacks up the price to six figures as trucks weren’t already expensive enough. 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/2007-Dodge-Charger-SRT8/183749889346?hash=item2ac858cd42:g:HhQAAOSwBsxcfWjY&frcectupt=true

Late 00's Dodge Charger SRT8

I miss the days of car interiors like this where you didn’t need an I.T. degree to understand how to operate a radio or if you wanted an infotainment you could go aftermarket versus being forced one from the factory. 

Toyota Highlander: The official vehicle of boring suburban life. 

Yes they do

I remember reading an article where Japanese business men wanted a Lexus van but Toyota didn’t want to make one. I guess they realised their mistake.

We need more purple cars

Yes

Too bad these are not legal yet but an MGF would be a good alternative to the Miata.

So Australian kids who ride bicycles must not be human then? 

I never heard of a car allowance from a company.