I like that you added a word he didn’t (color) so that you could then tell him he’s wrong for using that word you added. 

“Nearly 50 percent” is not “coast-to-coast.”

How have you been mislead to believe that this poll has ever been about what we can or cannot afford ourselves? It’s about what the car is worth in our subjective valuations. Sure, sometimes it’s a realistic purchase for folks, but you don’t judge these based on how much money is in your bank account. And why the hell…

but it isn’t even a little practical

A quick look around shows these to be going for close to $130k - 140k, with unfinished, track-only cars going for about $60 - 70k. Not a huge fan of the wrap, but it’s a wrap, so who cares?

“So, uh, what’s...what’s this?”

I wish they could get away with titling it “Life Finds A Way.”

Jeff Goldblum always talks as if he's really David Duchovny playing Jeff Goldblum on Celebrity Jeopardy.

I would take PG’s waist. Yeah, I’ve been married for 13 years/partnered for over 16.

I was speaking more for myself, I have no idea what my head looks like without hair.  There are plenty of bald(ing) men who are sexy AF out there.  And in here.

1. I’d rather it turn gray than turn loose.
   

He’s clearly got the experience, but also the energy to do the job!

I put three of my children in it and they bitched and moaned the whole time

LOL sometimes my Chihuahua tries to jump up onto the couch and misses. She could be Secretary of Education...

Salt Life.

Okay but... horse mucus? Enough to fill a tanker car?