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The Drifter Elias Sampson
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Oh wow, the brainless, piss-drinking NPC crew has shared rave reviews at gun-point like they did for Rings of Power, The Marvels, and every other bit of corporate sludge released over the last decade? SIGN ME UP!

It’s not surprising to learn college students are “hooking up” less than they used to. The average student today is too busy categorizing their various gender identities and chasing their next hit of victimhood, that doesn’t leave much time for reproduction.

No surprise- the consequences of “fat-acceptance”, “Body Positivity” and “Health At Every Size” hysteria is going to hit these folks like a bag of lard hitting a brick wall.

Thank you so much for bringing logic and common sense to this discussion. It’s mad how Twitter and sites like this one rush to type out clickbait essays finding hidden meaning in the most trivial of details. I wish Tumblr were still around to keep these fanatics safely quarantined.

Look for the real number, the fat bonuses this chubby c#nt and his A-Suite ghouls are raking in as they fire staff. Wondering why the ‘Tribal Knowledge’ has disappeared? It’s because you fired the Tribal Elders and disincentivized the poor souls still working for you.

Cool. Race-swap Black Panther next. I don’t see any Asian representation in Wakanda. 

“Canon is a fool’s stricture...”

A self-obsessed narcissist, the same type of person who “boycotts the Oscars” when they haven’t been invited and/or relevant for years.

This writer couldn’t even get through the 3rd sentence of a TV review without mentioning “toxic masculinity”. Then again, this is AV Club, I’d expect nothing less...

“Selling boring-ass clothes to plus-sized customers” is one of the best motivators I can think for someone to get off their fat ass and get to a decent size. I cringe every time a respected brand bends the knee and starts catering to our modern culture of self love via gross obesity.

Size 40? This is what we’re celebrating/demanding? Yikes. I can’t state how repulsive it is that we’ve gone from fighting anorexia to stuff their faces full of garbage til the point of organ failure.

Hypocritical, outrage-stoking journalism from Jezebel? I’m positively SHOCKED at this development.

1- This is the 2nd in a 5 part series. I’m sure with as socially conscious as J.K. Rowling is, she’ll address the character’s sexuality in due time as she sees fit.

It’s a 93 year old, wheelchair bound, half demented old man, who fucking cares? I get that swapping the word “grope” for “pat” makes for a more scandalous new-story, but if Bette White were doing the same thing there would be articles on deadspin and jezzebelle calling it “sassy” or “spunky”. Let’s try to be

My thoughts exactly. Besides her obvious Apple bias she lost me early on with “The Google Pixel was not an outstanding and world changing phone”. I’ll agree with the world-changing part, as no smart-phone release these days ever is, but calling the original Pixel less than an outstanding phone is absurd. 

The feature I’ve been waiting years for, “Easily copy media to and from your computer to your iPhone/iPad without having to endure the nightmare hell of iTunes”, still hasn’t been implemented. Shame.

Very first public demo of the amazing new Face ID and it fails. So reassuring. Also, the thought of having to pick up and stare at my phone every time I want to unlock seems like a massive step backwards.

God forbid a grown woman take responsibility for her own actions by reading her medicine label or not drinking to excess while on a “date”. Thank goodness this was on a reality show, else she’d be accusing him of rape and he’d have no recourse to prove otherwise.

“As a woman, this is my worst nightmare and it has now become my reality,” Olympios said. “As I pursue the details and facts surrounding that night and the immediate days after, I have retained a group of professionals to ensure that what happened on June 4 comes to light and I can continue my life, including hiring

I meant no more offense than if I’d referred to other people as others or Korean people as Koreans. Just using a simple pluralized form of a word, I thought the fact that they are people would’ve been obvious?