Well at least he's consistent. He's the epitome of the ramblin' man, who is going to just ramble on.

Do you know how hard it is to edit carefully and nurse a cortado in those overstuffed chairs at the Ace Hotel? All those people coming and going and chattering away. It’s enough to make a man swear off Stumptown.

Evidently it's not only youngsters who go to Portland to retire!