How’s DeRozan’s contract bad? He’s the 15th or 16th highest paid player in the league right now, and he’s locked in for another two years. He makes less than Paul Milsap.

“Now that Labron James got his ass beat and handed to him by the Celtics” it’s cool Simmons writes in sometimes 

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Yeah, but how far can he punt a football?

A ballgame should have a starter, a middle reliever and a closer but not necessarily in that order.

u bring shame to horace

We’re waiting...

put it straight into my veins

Meanwhile, Maury Povich’s “Know Your Y” trademark is alive and well.

Coming into this postseason Al Horford’s playoff reputation never really stood out.

As big mistakes go, it was bigger than most.

So, so many unwritten steps.

He’s no George Washington. I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn heads.