Not so:

You bet I do. The best things are never cheap.

Or wear gloves! I have a box of latex gloves in my kitchen for handling peppers.

Are you human?

It’s not political correctness, it’s respect and human decency. People need to grow the fuck up.

Okay Joey, you don’t need what those fools recommended. You need this https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/5967925466.html It is an Audi TT, and with the leftover money you have plenty for modifications or repairs..... Whichever comes first.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Best advice I’ve ever heard re: death, good enough to be given to people of almost any spiritual bent (or none at all). I don’t remember the originator, but it definitely wasn’t me:

Just buy the supplies and do it yourself. A neck snap is painless, your very pain sensors are disconnected. How can a brain feel anything when a bullet has displaced it? I take sleeping pills every now and then, I’m pretty sure they last longer than it takes for carbon monoxide poisoning to set in.

Fuck you.

As having worked for Mattis, he’s the only one that doesn’t give me an anxiety attack. I really adore that man. I know that might sound weird to this group, but he really is far more thoughtful, conversant, and reserved than what people may think.

What’s your problem with Mattis?

Same guy that put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp.

If it makes you feel better his other nickname is “The Warrior Monk”.

YOU’VE GIVEN UP YOUR AGE YOUNGIN’! Multi-user dungeons were real time text based games. Good times.

The best advice I can offer for those wanting to roast garlic:

Always double the amount you need.

Not because different varieties of garlic are stronger or weaker in flavor or heat, or because of clove size - but because that shit is just plain delicious. I’m not going to lie, I ate about half a bulb last night while…

Then you get to shoot all of the people who are no longer buttoned up behind inches of armor because they are now dismounted and playing with chains - obstacles must always be covered by fire. If you can also blow trees behind the lead vehicles, so much the better. Armor on the move is really scary. Armor at the halt…

...turn your insides out?