There's no way something like that is gonna overwrite years of Spike telling me how cool smoking is.

Haha yea I think they would have cleanly said if people were smoked. Though, is one aware of hurt from the 4-gram 556 round entering their head followed by the double-tap to the chest before their now wet-noodle-like body has had a chance to hit the ground?

I don't know what Jesus has to do with this common Italian sauce, but everything about your post is wrong. Nobody said anything about your precious red sauce. You can keep eating your basic marinara while the rest of society flips the bird to irrelevant culinary boundaries and enjoys our pasta sauce made with…

The brief notes about concealed carry are very important. Just because you may legally carry a concealed weapon doesn't mean you should use it or can use it effectively.

How about highlighting from right to left?

Unfortunately, the rolling of sleeves in the Marine Corps is another thing that has went away thanks to the newer, softer Corps.

May hornets built a hive in your brain.

In midevil times they would have thrown you out with the bath water with the rest of the retards. Just be glad you live in modern times.

Hey, sorry, man. I know some people don't appreciate the length and discursiveness of the Foodspin posts, so I always post a bare-bones, nuts-and-bolts short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

I think jango just really wants to be one of those guys that knows about guns, but it's not really working out for him.

Once a kid starts using hate speak like "faggot" or "nigger" or tells me how they fucked my mother, then I say troll the hell of them. Why is it my responsibility to educate someone else's slur spitting racist little bastard? Speaking that way had consequences in the real world, why shouldn't that be true in a virtual…

One of the key elements in all firearm safety is that you treat the weapon as if it were loaded and dangerous at all times. Firing pin or no, it's responsible and safe to always treat the gun as if it were ready to fire and kill someone at any moment.

Every single gun is "totally not loaded" until it kills someone. …

Disagree.

why would you need a strap on a ukelele?

NO. IT MUST BE CALLED "THE ONE" OR "XBOX ONE."

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE TEAM.

Yeah...I'll keep calling it Xbone. No regrets, Larry.

You should include a section on using NTFS junctions to move large directories off your SSD onto your HDD if you start to run out of space. WinDirStat is a great free tool to do this.

For many applications, an impact drill is very helpful. I'm glad to have one I picked up for ~$15 on amazon. It's a shaft that has an internal mechanism that when you press down on the cylindrical column, it also rotates the drill bit.