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And of course you must tell the children that if they don't eat their meat they can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat????

Not the first time either. According to Marley, guava jelly is supposed to be rubbed upon one's belly.

I saw Seeking a Friend the other night. The DVR apparently stopped recording after 50 minutes. The best thing that has ever happened to me.

No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

Link's Awakening, I remembered the name.

I think it would be fun to see it like the gameboy version from when I was a kid. Where Link goes up to village people and they keep saying the same thing. Like "Wow! This looks pretty heavy! You won't be able to lift it with just your bare hands…"

Shut up- this isn't a botany lesson.

I couldn't agree more. What I See is a man whose so-called Depression is No More a Life of Pain than just being Thirsty and Miserable. (Damaged, 1982)

shoot

I always wanted to have the first post! I hope I don't up this screw.

Oh you DON'T like ads. My bad, misread the post.

Interesting story: his name was still Captain Hook! The whole hand thing was a coincidence. Howard Cosell gave him the knickname after a fight with Sonny Liston, after delivering a knockout left hook.

Tofurky is the spawn of Seitan

Which is just a glorified antenna.

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