This is without question the best scratching post, pad, device, or anything I’ve had in 20 years of cat ownership. Bought it 2 years ago and it’s been incredible.

This is without question the best scratching post, pad, device, or anything I’ve had in 20 years of cat ownership.…

DO NOT PURCHASE. Blink is low quality and extremely unreliable. We’ve had a package stolen from the front porch and the motion sensor didn’t trip at all. Adjust the sensitivity just one digit and every falling leaf and squirrel will trigger it. To really drive home the point how quickly Amazon is turning…

DO NOT PURCHASE. Blink is low quality and extremely unreliable. We’ve had a package stolen from the front porch and…

I hate to rain on the CBD parade, but that’s all we have to entertain ourselves with in New York until we finally legalize.

I hate to rain on the CBD parade, but that’s all we have to entertain ourselves with in New York until we finally…

Safer than letting them explore Youtube.

Just imagine what it’ll do for their self-confidence after they slay the balrog.

Parent pro-tip: allow children to explore potentially bottomless pits.

using it only to tell the pitcher “I banged your mom”

At first I interpreted “our 4 year old daughter and her mom” to mean the 4 year old’s mom, which threw me off since his wife was also driving. I think the car had his wife, mother-in-law, and daughter in it. MIL puked and pissed her pants.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

I order medium if I don’t quite trust the restaurant where I am eating...which is like 90% of them.

I’ll put money down that the MIL in the Email of the Week is also Greg’s MIL from a few questions before. 

Yeah, this part of the third paragraph felt vomited up too:

Code words. That become more and more freakish as time goes on.

that story... what grown adult doesnt know when they are going to vom with advanced warning?! I get carsick and I know wayyyyy before I have reached Critical Puke Point that its gonna happen. 

Wouldn’t the batter still be able to hear the catcher say “slider, off the outside corner?” I mean you can still hear someone when they’re talking into a microphone.

Anyone else need some kind of diagram or power point to clarify who did what and how they were related in the Letter of the Week?

If the author of the Email of the Week’s mother in law was a dog, they would have it put down.

A fucking pen exploded i swear

Can you just imagine a hug from an octopus while on MDMA?

Sometimes it’s difficult to take things seriously when you get the feeling someone is just trying to find a way to have consensual relations with an octopus.