Everything about this team screams a players only meeting occurring sometime in January.

I’m so excited. I eagerly anticipate many a powerless scowl from Chris Paul in street clothes as they lose in the Western Conference Semis.

I think the Rockets’ implosion over the next couple years is gonna be pretty fun to watch. Chris Paul is somehow both one of the greatest point guards of all time while also possibly being the main reason Chris Paul will never win a championship.

I wouldn't even say Trump has a cool name

Milton Bradley?

Seriously.  He sounds like a pseudonym that Sterling Archer would make up for a mission.

Has a cooler name ever been wasted on a bigger dipshit? 

Sparano’s texts have a ‘How can I be noncommittal yet not have him murder me in my sleep’ tone.

Every text of Sparano’s is the kind of text someone sends when they want to avoid someone. Richie needs to learn how to take a hint. 

This is a pretty cool story. I’ve watched quite a few TBT games when I’m sitting around bored & they’re on, but I haven’t followed the tourney well enough to know that their championship run even existed. Makes me want to follow TBT more closely next year regardless if they bring the team back for a potential fifth…

JFC, his signature is just his first name in block caps? What a prick.

“He also made no mention of why it took nearly a week for him to clarify that he misspoke.”

“Due process” being “we thought we could get away with letting this slide so of course we did nothing.”

Sure hope this isn’t some kind of Troy McClure situation. 

Not only has Helen been found, but she appears to have been lovingly cared for by her captor, who stole her in the first place because he

Absence made the shark grow fonder, I guess.

Not for nothing, but in his career Bryce has a 1.591 OPS when in a 3-1 count. 

I don’t want Bryce Harper to come to my team.  He wore 8 flag code violations during the home run derby.  We already have to stand at attention 8 times a game and listen to Lee Greenwood sing.  You’d think it can’t get any worse but...here comes Bryce Harper wearing an America jumpsuit. 

They’re going to need a bigger stroller...