I’m not a God-fearing man, but I thank Him every day I didn’t have Twitter when I was coming of age.

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?

What’s a Catch and Release: The Story of Dez Bryant and the Cowboys

Yeah, but you put him in black and orange and see how fast that same crowd believes in second chances

He looks like the Wizards’ offseason. 

Seriously, wth

John “It’d be a lot cooler if you did” Wall

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...

And I’ll be honest, I don’t think Vince Carter will ever die.

Let’s remember some controversies:

That’s nothing - I’ll be working at my job until I’m at LEAST 65. And I don’t even like it! 

I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

What is “leftover” steak?

This picture reminds me of the making of a super villain prom picture.

“I’m a Bills fan”

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.

It’s like not having a television, I don’t know if there’s a way to inform people without some of them thinking you’re being preachy.

The sky should be dark, because all the stars should be on your comment.

you bastard +1