That LA trade—paying a first-round pick and Jordan Clarkson at 2/$16M just to get Larry Nance and make it easier for LeBron to go to LA—just boggles the mind, especially since they didn’t play Nance much in the playoffs.

I wanted to see the Cavs blow it up and trade Love but good for him.He’s earned this money(even though it’s probably a bit of an overpay)with the way he’s played and all the BS he’s put up with over the last 4 years.I never thought he’d be the last one of the Cavs Big 3 left standing.

On the one hand, it’s $120 million.

I’m not going to tell him that he’s wrong. That’s...not great. Judge gets the same amount. Though I guess he’s rich in Pepsi money pretending that some trash slice is the best pizza in New York. 

He plays like he just realized he’s only making 620k per year.

The rational part of my brain says he’s due for a positive regression. He’s in BABIP hell, which shouldn’t last, and it’s not just him duffing lazy fly balls to the third baseman. His hard hit contact is still respectable (tied for 62 in the league, which isn’t great or where he should be, but it also isn’t Billy…

in other bad Sanchez nights, they had to leave the bar after Mark’s date forgot her fake ID

+1 Ham

Time to chuck all of Sanchez’s bats into the shower.

In little league, th portly children are positioned at catcher because they don’t have to move too much and their doughish physique blocks balls better. It’s science.

From what I’ve learned about MLB players having really bad days in the past week, Sanchez should apologize for last night, saying those things happened a long time ago, and doesn’t reflect who he is as a player now.

Looks like someone’s ready to be defended by Draymond Green!

It might actually be Shawn Bradley’s photo:

Remember when Dirk was all fat and had those hormone injections that kind of made him look like a child’s drawing of Godzilla? We all responded to Y2K differently...you really had to be there.

Look at this guy over here with his intelligent and well thought out post.

I gave him a star, but really only because it makes you angry.

Yeah, it’s a surprisingly nuanced take, something I thought wasn’t allowed on the internet 

Dammit! I was scrolling down thinking, “Rock/Capela? RocketCapela? Should I try to work in a reference to the how franchise started out in San Diego before moving?”

Even worse, he deserves to be.