I mean, this has to happen now, right?

I had to go back and re-read the OP and make sure I didn’t miss a hand joke. Surely he would have made one. Nope.

It was 3 techs to 1, right? Maybe 1 of those should have actually been called. I don’t think Paul (as much of a dick as I may think he is) deserved his (he didn’t THROW the ball out) and Stevens didn’t either.

They’ll find out real quick who the Archer fans are.

I thought it was the things Mario and Sonic collected.

I heard mention of frisbee steak.

That and it’s not like they’re mutually exclusive. Funny things can cause harm. It doesn’t mean doing it was right, but that’s not going to make me NOT laugh at it.

Paul George wouldn’t share any vibranium.

I view diet/exercise like faith — it’s important to me and if someone asks, I will happily talk to them about it. What I don’t do, however, is ram it down everyone’s throat, claim it’s the best/only option, and spread it all over social media.

Will Smith was the daddest of dad hip hop.

+1 wrong NAMBLA

+1 trillion apologies

Players would be outraged, but, like, they forgot, man.

You should of wrote that out.

Sounds more like the delusions of LaVar Ball.

Exactly what I remembered, too.

+1 hit the showers...

I, too, wish Walton was riding his bike up a hill. Of an active volcano.