Jerry Tarkanian? The Mad King??

+1 bar of soap and 2 broken rules

+1 pussy knocked out (chyeah!) on the couch (chyeah!)

One handles the day to day and the other is more big picture

+1 disgruntled goat

+1 stupid, sexy Flanders

+1 know when to BB away, know when to R

I cant wait til they hang his hip in the rafters.

I had to go out up there once (can’t remember the names of the bars) — awful. Not a fan of the atmosphere or the overpriced drinks.

Calvin Coolidge?

That’s your own fault for being in Wrigleyville

Guns aren’t figurative in Washington.

*GaroppoLOL

+1 deflated loaf of bread

Peter Dinklage is WAY cooler than Lue

I just burst out into audible laughter — thank you.

I’d make a Quantum Leap joke, but Derrick’s knees (knee? what’s even left??) couldn’t take it.

+0

So Philly fans are just trying to cleanse their city?? lol

The second defender ALMOST got there in time for the perfect tag team finisher.