Can someone just go ahead and Photoshop La La in over Maggie?

Because they are not good bears.

The architect is a friend of a friend. I say “supposedly” because I haven’t walked through there. But the mutual friend got a chance to do a walk through before the the official opening — he’s the one who told me it’s there.

I’m not sure what the justification or reasoning was for using it, but the Yum Center (I despise the name) is what the city uses for most of the concerts these days (it’s not the university’s). Freedom Hall isn’t terrible.

Let’s not forget Andrew Bynum 2:2 - “and by the 7th game he was tired, so he decided to rest...indefinitely.”

I’m more interested in the letters from Aaron Hernandez’s teachers.

Now all I can picture is my cat, staring at me like I’M the asshole, and meowing At me to trust the process...

Never considered that before, but I dig it. Any chance our cats can get together and sing some songs and go on an adventure?

The last line made me laugh so hard. I love it.

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

+1 baseball stadium for ants

Jerry Jones was obviously behind the whole thing in an attempt to focus media attention elsewhere.

+1 PC Principal

This is 2017 — stop making assumptions!

Here’s to hoping they didn’t cast any method actors...

I guess Jackson crushing Anthony’s trade value really benefits Houston, because after the CP3 trade, I don’t see how they can even make this happen*.

Read the lead and thought this was gonna be a horrible mistake — turns out it’s hardly that. He doesn’t know what the procedure will be (force out at 1st & then throw to 2nd, attempted tag out, or initial force out at 2nd). Since he wouldve been out by a mile with a clean throw and he can’t break up the DP with a…

Majority of the time, I’m wearing athletic shorts. If I’m not at the gym, I’m probably commando. Either way, it’s waistband(s) down for the penis to flop over, pre, but I’m addition to the obligatory 2 shakes, I precede with what I have just always internally referred to as a “dab” — think of getting water out of a…

+1 wedding napkin

Meh, he threw it the wrong way.