And I just now realized my phone changed bat to bag (and this time tried to change it to bar...*sigh*)

Look, he can claim that he can do whatever he wants, but we all know each game he doesn’t wear those awful shoes is another night of being beaten by his dad with a belt.

Is he REALLY happy, though...?

+1 skinny yellow or fat red plastic bag flip

+1

Hope he’s all right. Was happy to see him having success.

Man, Aaliyah lyrics just don’t hold up over time like you’d expect them to...

I was just thinking because glass houses aren’t structurally sound enough to support steel curtains, but your reason works, too.

Listen, pal, it’s 2017 and society can identify however [APPROPRIATE PRONOUN] chooses.

The pic was funny. The whole game seemed much more fun than the past 14 years. You still try to win, but managers aren’t holding guys back as a just in case, etc.

I hated it. Almost forgot it was the tie in 2002 that promoted it til they mentioned it in the broadcast.

This made me so happy. That and seeing Yadi get the HR.

I was REALLY hoping for it, tonight. Especially when they kept talking about how energetic he is on the mound and such.

+1 Simpsons episode

His hat flew off at the perfect moment, too. He looked like a dolphin hopping out of the water — simply glorious.

Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

Things I never thought I would see:

+1 DADE!