You saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Fuck you Jobu!

This raises an interesting question: how does a shark go about getting a prescription for Valtrex?

But twenty years later, which would you rather have: Some batting gloves or a story about the time you got burned by a major leaguer?

“One family plan, please.”

Pictured: How to get Kobe’s money

[pulls out comically large megaphone]

Why, I’ve sold concussion-free youth football programs to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and it put them on the map!

How long before this motherfucker is a part of the Braves front office?

Lee told Cavitt Tuesday night that if the Braves deal is what led to his defeat, he wouldn’t change a thing.

“I just really wish folks would take time to really understand how it works,” ... He said before continuing ... “We are supposed to be able to do what we want, an y’all need to just shut up and take it.”

And before the fight video, there was a 30 second advertisement? A fucking ad for a fight video. What the hell. And the ad being for a medical center makes it even worse (better?).

The hallelujahs over Brown always bothered me. He admitted being a bad guy, over and over, and, simply because he could run with a football and had some non-novel idea that racism was bad, the media still sings his praises. Newsflash...lots of bad dudes happen to be good athletes. The question really, is what quality…

Save for your Rose and Clausen takes, I think these are all solid. With Rose, you’re probably half right. He was very good, maybe he didn’t totally deserve the 2010 MVP, but it wasn’t a totally egregious award. I don’t think the Bulls would’ve had the juice to get past the Heat, even with a fully functional Rose.…

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

I believe that the NFL wanted their golden boy Peyton Manning to win the Super Bowl in his farewell, and swept his HGH allegations under the rug, and didn't want Cam as their face of SB50. Will go to the grave believing that.

Phil Jackson is an overrated coach who had to have two of the leagues 10 best players to win the bulk of his championships and that Tex Winter was the brains behind the whole operation.

• Tim Duncan is not only better than Kobe, but substantially better to the point where it’s not even that close of a debate.
  

Len Bias: Almost Too Pure

Pelle Lindbergh: The Ultimate Stopper