I have been saying this for years. They would like to get THE guy but they really need to get A guy. Case closed, on to the next one.

Still won’t be partying as hard as Yasiel tonight.

+1 Jeah

I have played both sports. Imagine if someone in your closet yelled as you were trying to finish. A bit distracting, no?

Dewey beats Truman!

It’s just nacho day buddy.

I don’t think he’s a six-tool guy. He’s just a tool.

That was one crazy game.

Maybe one of them stole his bike.

How can it be the hottest spot north of Havana if it has an air conditioner?

Most bizarre sparring session ever.

Madonna’s puss? OK I guess.

I’ll put a sawbuck on “Worst Olympics ever”.

Scouts?

Dude, don’t mess with southpaws.

“I learned it from you Jessica!”

I’m sorry Vanessa.

Nice work Lola.

They might change their minds once the Kitchen Brothers pay them a little visit.

Looks like he misses his Honey Nut Cheerios.