Dear Cam Newton. Because of the way you held that gun I was forced to direct my girls attention to the four legged walker. Thug.

I want to kick your puppy.

Why would you have to steal when you have a basket weaving degree?

I know this would be good but not THIS good.

What if it's Digiorno?

Only if Ovi is drunk.

They should come up with something to put on the end of the bar so the weights don't fall off.

Shouldn't it be on the small of his back.

Probably less than he cost Rhode Island.

If you are a Raiders or Chargers fan and you go to one more game you are a loser.

Parents don't care about psi's or Daily Fantasy Gamble your money away but they do care about their children and that's where football starts.

Have you seen my sneakers?

The NHL must need some help. Bettman can't even afford a razor anymore.

When stars you your youth put a gun to their chest to preserve their scrambled brains for research people tend to pay more attention.

We will look back on it much the same way most view boxing today. Hell no you can't play that Johnny.

He got jacked up!

The pot is concerned about the kettle.

Even if these guys hit properly they still can end up with tremendous concussions. That is footballs biggest problem. The public finally has gotten a look behind the curtain.

If you sleep over the covers in a hotel room you better wear a full body condom.

Snap into a slim jim!