No doubt about it.

I'm ashamed I had to think about that for a second.

So how did Lorde take the news?

Now that was a fun read.

I hated those Brave teams. Apparently so did Eric Gregg. Or maybe he was just hungry and wanted to get the hell out of there.

The ball is in your court Buffalo.

Just let it out girl.

I'm telling you guys Obama is coming for our guns!

One late night around 2am I awoke to get something to drink out of the fridge(something I never do). I open the door and the light blows out. The next morning I get a call that my grandfather died of a massive heart attack at approximately that same time. Weeks later my girlfriend gets up one night to use the…

Mr. Baseball. I don’t care if you got no feet!

Original chapter 9 title."If I did it".

I thought Marky Mark was and eagle?

All he did was catch touchdown passes. All I do is shit myself.

Butthole eaten at Lions tailgate.

Is there a sane person left that goes to nfl games?

You know one of them ate some ass after this video.

I wish I knew how to quit you Bills fans.

That was one of the most un-athletic things I have ever seen.

Hi. This is Bill. Is your refrigerator running?

Average IQ at a soccer match or football game. Over/under 90? I go with under.