Maybe some of them like to solve their problems with violence is what I am saying.

Fighters like to fight. Color me shocked.

“If I get a girl pregnant, I get a girl pregnant. If Tom gets a girl pregnant, Tom gets...nevermind."

+1 boxcutter

Better the Cubs than Bear Stearns amiright? Try the veal. goodnight.

“I'm drunk as fuck". Bill Murray

Don't be an idiot. People paid good money to watch him umpire.

Sounds a bit complicated. Did he finish with a pinch or the swirl?

100% pure adrenalin!

Hi MJ. Remember that time in '98 while he sat in a chair in the corner. Good times.

Sorry kid but your father flopped.

About the same % as getting away with domestic violence.

Nice. I was way too late.

Stop complaining. They are doing an internal investigation. They'll get to the bottom of this.

Short version. Tell them you are anti-union then repeat "Welcome to Walmart".

“The exact cause of detonation isn't know, but it's moisture-related". Same quote after I lost my virginity.

Why can’t Hollywood come up with some new shit? Some free advice. High School Musical 8. Done.

Takes a big man to swallow.

A lot of people are just faking for attention and he was so hyped, “Motherfucker you’ve got to stand up for yours! You’ve got to fight! Motherfucker you’ve got to come together!” He’s going crazy, he’s sweaty.

That Chambers dunk was sick and I went to that move every time in the video game.