Let’s just start firing off nuclear weapons over the north pole. How many would it require to cause a “nuclear winter” effect?

Don’t make us come back there...

It’s a witch!

Ah, the important scientific study “How many whales can we kill?” is still going strong.

Get out of here nerd.

8) Real life can be more terrifying than monsters

After your last image, I... I have to post this:

“And then you get the unexpected payoff, like Buffy getting the “class protector” trophy at the Homecoming Dance, and it’s more beautiful than you could ever have expected.”

4) Places where we want to spend time can be great supporting characters.

It would do well in states where people can just go to the store and buy weed? I really hope you don’t run a business of any kind and if so please let me know if it’s public so I can short it

I learned about the effects of toxoplasmosis a few years ago, and did a little more research in to the various kinds of parasites that can change the behavior of their hosts. Pretty scary stuff. I think there’s a strong chance that toxoplasmosis has an effect on the behavior of humans, and it’s sort of shocking how…

This indoor grow kit would do very well in states like Co, Wa, and Oregon...

Crazy cat lady is now an actual medical condition.

That explains Danzig.

I’m just saying partially responsible maybe isn’t the best descriptor here. It somehow feels like it alleviates them from blame.

Well the guy on the right is the singer from the New Radicals, so it’s no wonder no one recognized him.

“Partially Responsible”? They went into an airport and blew themselves up. Pretty sure they are responsible. Others involved in planning? Probably. But I don't think that's the right wording here.

When can we clone some of these?

I saw Swan Lake once and the dancer only rotated 31 times. Ruined it.

Better make sure they seal off the drop ceilings this time.