Purely speculation, but I’m assuming he would’ve had a faster response time.

Yeah, this was a terrible event all around. I can’t imagine why she wouldn’t think that with five masked guys breaking into my room. Poor Kim and Kanye. I wonder if we will be seeing as much of her in public going forward. Probably not as much moment to moment social media posting on her end.

This is not the first robbery like this. I know people are saying “hoax” but this is NOT the first time. It’s happened in Paris, in Monte Carlo, and elsewhere. Extremely wealthy people with known jewelry collection, robbed in their hotels or homes, even on the street when trying to get to the airport or coming from…

He didn’t break a door. He tore down an advertisement and then security held him at gunpoint until he paid.

Not to go all obi-wan kenobi on yall, but brazilian cops pulling a gun and demanding money is an armed robbery from a certain point of view.

“She broke out” of them. Probably snapped the handcuffs like Superman. That and the bondage aspects make me disbelieve it. Plus, it came from a Kardashian.

I like you

Except now we have a “kry wolf” story. Sorry not sorry, Kim, I just don’t kare.

Tripling down - PROPS. I can’t believe how much folks have their back up about this.

Yes, but honestly..I forget how to do it.

I honestly assumed it might not be real, too. Think of the many episodes of KUWTK they’ll get out of it — it just seems like it’s almost too interesting to be true.

I salute your insouciant take on this. Humor is our only weapon against the Kardashian tsunami o’ crap.

Even Yeezus couldn’t save them.

No shit!! You expect us to believe she was bound and gagged and Ray J wasn’t involved? And she didn’t put it on video? And her mom didn’t negotiate the distribution rights?

Your joke is way better than mine.

How was she able to beg about her children if she was gagged? Doesn’t make sense

So these guy were really keeping up with the Kardashians after all.

The boy who cried wolf: tells so many tall tales, when something actually happens to him, people doubt him.

This is absolutely true.

😮 honey run, they will come for you.