Of course, Battle Star Galactica.

Um, BSG? Little help here? Battlestar Galactica?

It was damn good to the end. I don’t understand the hatred of the last season, especially that last episode. We ALL knew where they were heading. Even that last scene, with the rise of the robots happening again excites me when I think about it.

This story makes me want to think of happier times... like when BSG was on and still good.

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

Let’s really call them what they are. Extremist...... Interstellar...... Aliens....... Extremist........ Interstellar........ Aliens......... Why can’t they call them just what they are? We need to get rid of this terrestrial correctness and call it what it is.

It’s true. When HD 164595 sends its little green people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending little green men that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing alien drugs. They’re bringing alien crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good bug-eyed people.

He’s always been a sort of “point me at the water and lemme swim fast” kind of athlete. I think that’s why he always comes in second to Phelps. Not that Phelps is a MENSA member by any means, but Phelps is a better tactician in the water and is capable of mustering tremendous focus during a race. Lochte doesn’t have…

who ever created it, is a genius

Did you ever see something and it made you laugh out loud—for far too long and far too loud—for reasons passing understanding? This picture did that to me. Bravo.

So rape juries are entirely composed of people who don’t know that rape is a thing? What the actual fuck?!

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

i bet if you were waiting to be called for jury duty, and t.swift was waiting in the group with you, you’d get really fucking sick of her real quick.

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

Was last year when he announced his presidential plans?

Like so many other Jezebel attempts at parody this falls flat. Perhaps because it’s so close to the stuff that is normally published that there isn’t a huge differentiation. If the Onion published this I’d get it. But Jez is no Onion. They can’t do this and expect people to get it due to so much manufactured outrage…

Waiting for the day that women start saying that having a son made them respect dudes.