So we’re all just gonna buy the shit story Brazil is selling us?

Authorities wasting all the man power and time to bring in athletes for questioning for the crime of “urinating on a wall” - while thefts and murders go uninvestigated is pretty representative of Brazil.

The pro-Brazil slant of Deadspin’s coverage of this whole thing wouldn’t have anything to do with now being owned by Univision, would it?

Bull. Shit.

Um. We all know they have a police force. Who else would have done the robbing?

Do you work for the Brazilian Ministry of Propaganda? Does it frustrate you that I have no family in Brazil to detain?

Ooooh! The cops have the station owner now to back their story up! If only the Brazilian police found his wife and kids earlier, this whole thing could have been much cleaner.

The CCTV video? I’m sure the clarity on that will be amazing. Maybe they’ll even have a signed confession from one of their captives to go along with it.

Yes. Because I’ll take the Brazillian police at their word.

Except this new information comes from a Brazillian Police source, the same people who robbed the swimmers in the first place...

What I want to know is who the other (currently) 26 idiots are that starred you. What country do you live in where stealing a robbery victim’s passport isn’t a bad thing to do?

No. There are simply a number of us who can connect the dots.

And he’d be right. Brazil shouldn’t be allowed to host anything bigger than a farmer’s market ever again.

Their police rob olympic swimmers at gun point, then seize the victim’s passports so they can be held until they recant their stories. Yes, Brazil looks very bad.

So she super can’t handle people calling her out on anything. Big deal.

Except she’s a Trump - so all bets are off.

Are your friends in Rio saying this because Rio has confiscated their passports as well?

They couldn’t find anything because the cops were the ones behind it all.

They wanted to make absolutely CERTAIN no international anything is ever held in Rio again.

This was a set-up by the Rio cops who were warning everyone not to come to the Olympics because it was unsafe.