They were never the party of fiscal conservatism, it was just a smoke screen for their racism, xenophobia and bigotry.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

So many egg avi’s it looks like a Trump rally.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

You guys ever see that X-files where the dude can speak to someone and essentially narrate to them whatever they want to happen, like, “your arteries are clogging and getting tighter, your breathing is becoming restricted, you’re having a heart attack” and then he does?