lame

“I’m so glad I recorded this.”

I can get, begrudgingly, why there is a gender division in normal sports, with genders having diffrent body types. even though a lot of woman can kick a lot of guy’s butts in them...but why the heck E-Sports? this is a field where there there should be literally NO division between genders yet there still is! its all…

You both are morons

the show just hasn’t been as good since slade was the big bad

If you stick Steph Curry on any March Madness 16 seed, would they win the title?

If reports are to be believed, Marshawn Lynch has every dollar he has made from football contracts. He’s lived off his endorsements and supported charities while sitting on his salary.

what does that mean: to play us out?

No you don’t.

Albert, what is the minimum dollar amount for which a corporation should be allowed to sue? Is it a hard figure, or is it dependent on the wealth of the defendant? Oh wait, you have no idea, and you are making less sense than Brian McCann discussing unwritten rules.

The bank once accidentally deposited $3000 into my account. The didn't like the finders-keepers defense either.

I actually find it more grotesque that people think it is OK to keep money you are not entitled to just because the person giving it to you is wealthy and a bad person. That’s not how it works.

This is terrible news, mostly because I actually think the Redskins are in the right, at least in principle.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

Man, must be something in the water.

I tried to write something witty, but someone wrote something witty faster than me that was really similar to my comment. Now, all I have is this crappy edit which is probably still an improvement over what I usually write.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.