I don’t think that’s true. There’s a reason the Browns, Lions, and Jaguars tend to suck while the Steelers, Packers, and Giants tend to be good, and it’s not luck.

Yeah, well, Ashley Williams is going to be at Everton long after Lukaku has finished forcing his way out of the club he thinks he’s better than, so maybe we’re telling the wrong guy to fuck off here. Very excited for Rom to fade into obscurity once he’s no longer the biggest fish in the pond.

I can’t even imagine being so sad, pathetic amd lonely that I’d willingly spend my time scrutinizing day old replays of golf tournaments so I can call in and demand punishment. Let’s all take a look at our lives, sad, pathetic, and lonely though they may be, and smile inwardly that we are in a better place than these…

Legend

Yeah but the NFL is obviously fixed, and wrestling is real.

“Pittsburgh fan here”

Dry your tears with the Stanley Cup that the Caps will never ever win

“Shout out to Vince Young, performing foreplay by sucking on titties and what not” - @GeorgeWallace

“If you put Steph Curry on Mt. St. Mary’s the 68th ranked team, how far would he take them in the NCAA tournament?”

I am loving all of these terrible basketball takes. Tomorrow write about how Kobe Bryant was better than Tim Duncan!

Okay stat guy, he also leads the league in PER, BPM, and VORP.

That actually did happen though and the only reason Pitt played that part was because it wouldn’t have been funded otherwise.

Yeah, Marc Andre Fleury would never be able to play well enough to win a Stanley Cup, except for that one time

How’s it working out so far?

General rules for a dumb coach firing:

Proud to bring this out of the grays.

Falcons could have done a lot of things differently, but the uncalled facemask on the Patriots on the 3rd down play when holding was called didn’t help matters. Luckily the NFL is always against the Patriots and they’re just a scrappy band of underdogs fighting against the mean, nasty NFL.

cc: Zach Lowe, Bill Barnwell, Rembert Browne?

Norris Cole! I member