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I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

Bet you won’t see this on the news, because nobody cares if a cop kills a fat white trash hillbilly. Double standard?!

Fuck this article and fuck you too. This idea that Everton should sell because Chelsea want them to is absurd. If he’s not for sale, he’s not for sale.

Because if they bench good players, the team would lose games and the coach gets fired. Can’t fuck with his money! How would it be if a coach appeared to act in his own self interest at the expense of the college kids? Amateurism!

I sat in front of Stafford at a basketball game last year. My wife and her friend tried to take a selfie pic with him in it and one of his boys put his arm in front of Stafford’s face.

He doesn’t read Grantland today, because today is the day the next Len Bias was aborted. REAL Boston fans know what I mean.

Yeah, what’s the problem? People falling down is funny.

That Bieber picture...goddamnit.

Maybe he should think about how the Mets and Jays are both clearly better off without him and what that means about the kind of team he “should” be playing for. Don’t burn your fingers replying

Bengal fan tears are so sweet. Make all the Roethlisberger rape jokes you like, as if I care. You know and I know you’d trade your sports fandom for mine in a fucking heartbeat.

Real, did not make this up stat: the Chiefs have not won a game with a QB they drafted since Todd Blackledge in September 1987. Yes, 28 years ago. The only other Chiefs drafted QB to start was Brodie Croyle, who went 0-10.

Are you offering?

That wouldn’t be a small, unsustainable sample size, would it?

He meant that play was worth two rings. Your reading comprehension today: not on point.

That wasn’t 2005. I know it can get confusing, because the Steelers make so many Super Bowls, so it’s an understandable mistake.

That was 2008. He can keep that ring.

A fucking men. Fuck James Harrison. Hope he gave back his 2005 Super Bowl ring since he had zero tackles in those playoffs.

It is clear which of them is doing it right.

*Charlie