Because you're fucking stupid

If you are an American who supports Chelsea, you deserve to be lumped in with these pieces of human garbage. That's what you get for being a filthy bandwagoner

Jason Alexander and Malcolm Jamal Warner played Kornheiser and Wilbon on some short lived awful sitcom about TK's life. Reunion!

I think Sidney Poitier would be amazing as Stu Scott.

Kobe, it turns out, was more like Mike than we ever thought. It's tough not to think about MJ's HOF speech and wonder if part 2 is coming in a few years.

The wrestler or the singer?

This Lil B shit is fucking ridiculous. He's a joke. It'd be like if Weird Al called out Jordan in the 90s, only if he made his goofy songs unironically and actually claimed to be better than MJ at basketball. Please go away, Lil B.

I loved how the problem here is that maybe the referee dragged the guy by his legs a bit. Yeah, I'm sure that's what's really damaging. Never you mind that it was perfectly legal to kick a guy so hard on his brain that his body instantly shut down and seized up.

I love that this is a "sport" where it is perfectly legal for someone to get kicked in the brain so hard they immediately start seizing, but the problem is with the referee who may or may not have dragged the guy across the mat.

Seriously, though, did Dr. McBlandFace from Grey's blow out his ACL or what?? His knee buckled, we cut to commercial, and after that he was never mentioned again. Don't think we forgot about That Guy From Cabin In The Woods Who Wasn't Thor, because we didn't

Since I not only read lots of comments but also contribute, especially on geek movie websites where I will argue passionately why Ryan Reynolds will be an awesome Deadpool and why this new Fantastic Four movie is bullshit, does that make me like Aaron Eckhart in Thank You for Smoking?

number of analytics guys who think numbers explain everything and you don't need to watch games: 0

All 30 teams have employees who focus on analytics. All of them. And you forgot one other poster boy: San Antonio.

That sounds problematic. You should write a thinkpiece for Jezebel

and you think it's easy to prepare an excellent TV show once a week? Or once a month, or a year?

in the 7 years before Morey was hired, the Rockets made the playoffs twice and had a losing record three times.

goddamn you.

and it isn't because some guy on the Internet says it isn't? Film is so subjective that movie critics are functionally worthless.

Since their 0 fer streak to start the season, the Sixers are actually 11-22. Which, you know, is still bad, but not the flaming dumpster fire that the Knicks have become either.

And people wonder why he wasn't initially chosen for the All Star game. How many times this season are we going to see video of him just standing around with his hands on his knees while basketball happens around him?