I’ve flat towed a Cherokee with a tow strap in a city much farther than that with no trouble. But, if they are concerned, do it just after dawn on a Sunday morning. Best time for it!

Came home one day and there was an electric pressure washer on my front porch. I definitely didn’t order one. It was addressed to a different person with the house numbers the same but the wrong street. I did not know the recipient and it was on the other side of the county. However, I still did make the drive to…

Lastly, I was driving to work. I work on call 24 hours a day, so this day I was going to work at about 2 AM, right in line for bar closing time. Well, a Sherrif pulls me over claiming I have a burned out license plate light. She then grills me on where I’m going and why. Doesn’t get into full blown sobriety test…

Another time, I was driving down a 2 lane highway doing 65 in a 55.This one was deserved. I had a couple friends with me. Well, I got pulled over. No shoulder so I pulled I into a driveway (in rural Kansas, a heavy farming area (this will be importent)). After getting my info and finding everything everything legit,…

Driving down a 5 lane city street (2 lanes each direction Andy a center turn lane). Car pulls out right in front of me causing me to swerve into the other lane (no cars in the other lane) and also me honking the horn in disapproval. Evidently, a cop had witnessed this and decided to pull ME over. He said he saw the…

Many of these locomotives have been placed back into service. Business has picked up quite a bit.

While US freight railroads did experiment with horsepower ratings of 6000 in the mid ‘90's on diesel electric locomotives, all locomotives today have settled in at about 4500 horsepower. Those 6000 HP monsters have either been retired, exported or derated to 4500 horsepower.

How tenacious.

You are doing the Lord’s work. Stay the path!

Have a lawyer set up an LLC in Montana and then register your vehicle through your Montana LLC. No property taxes need to be paid. That’s why you will see many motor homes and exotic cars with Montana plates.

But the sign says “no money down!”

Good news, everybody!

Ugh. Hate tree debris. Parked outside under a tree at the old house. Dead leaves were always piling up behind and under the hood constantly plugging drain holes. Also, with trees come small animals. A family of squirrels moved in under the hood of my ‘06 Silverado and didn’t quite the damage. Luckily, was able to…

Met a young woman on the internet and met for a date. She showed up driving one of those. She bailed without saying anything until when was already gone halfway through the movie. I couldn’t sit through a crappy Hugh Grant movie (Music and Lyrics) by myself so I bailed as well. I feel like I dodged a major bullet…

Seriously, are we not saying “phrasing” anymore?

We live in a neighborhood of $300k + houses with no HOA and everyone puts out the trash can the night before. Everyone. At our old house, the trash truck showed up at about 5 so we HAD to put the trash out the night before or else the trash truck would drive on by.

The previous residents at our house never filled out a change of address form. At first, we dropped it by the place of their work. We also tried informing the post office. We even submitted a form with the names of all the people currently at our address. Nothing worked and we still get their mail. Now, it all just…

Have a 2009 Jetta with heated seats. Once they warm up, I cannot hardly stand to leave them on even at a low setting let alone a high one for very long. At below freezing temperatures, I kick them on to setting 2 or 3 (out of 5) and when they get to temp, shut them off. I don’t even keep them on longer than 10…

David Tracy’s Home for Wayward Jeeps

If she doesn’t find you handsome, at least she should find you handy!