It takes quite a lot to get me to actually laugh out loud and you did it. Well done, sir!

Very much this. I do this quite often. We moved in about a year ago and EVERY. DAMN. BREAKER. Is labeled “outlets/switches”. JFC! Who does this?!? I’ve had to do lots of minor electrical work. Changing outlets, changing switches, changing light fixtures, adding ceiling fans, upgrading many switches to WeMo, etc.…

Honestly, I wish all I saw on Facebook were pictures of kids, food, pets, vacation memories. But unfortunately, all I see are anti-Trump/pro-Trump. And that’s after cleaning up my friends list. Oh, for simpler times.

Gonna take that a step farther. People who pull up to one of the 2 diesel/gas pumps to get gas when the rest of them are all gas onlyand vacant and the only other diesel/gas pump is occupied by someone else getting gas.

Must make a distinction. Same Rick consciousness but different body.

Gah! Missle man! Damn you, Siri!

MX304, you are a steely eyed middle man!

A fix is available for the first gen TDi diesels affected. I have a 2009 and it goes in Monday for the fix. I thought ugh long and hard about just turning it in and getting a new vehicle but after just recently buying a house, now isn’t the time for a new car payment. I’ve also ruled out a used car as I do know where…

If I had FMLA for other issues other than child birth (or adopting a child), I could use FMLA intermittently, as in one day at a time. For example, if I got FMLA for my wife to go to her OB/GYN appointments during pregnancy, I could take those one day at a time. However, for child birth/adoption/bonding time, I am…

Luckily enough, my sweet auto darkening mask (can set to just be constant on as well) goes to 13. Also luckily enough, I will be at near 98% totality standing in my driveway. Unluckily, it was total overcast in NE Kansas.

This isn’t a nice idea and all, but many people (probably the majority in the US) don’t get paternity leave or can only take it in a solid block. In my job, I don’t get paternity leave, but can take FMLA. Unfortunately, you can only take time off FMLA after child birth in a solid block and not intermittently. (Now, I…

Shut up! I’m not crying! You’re crying!

He can’t travel in time, just between dimensions. It is still present day in the dimensions he visits.

One of my favorite scenes is where Rick makes Morty play Roy. So awesome! That’s the difference between you and me. I never go back to the carpet store.

Saw this movie opening day. Great action sequences and the music is spectacular! It’s the music of my youth. I was 10 when the wall came down.

Ah, yes. Those who donated did so from income that they were taxed on. However, the recipient of those donations must be taxed as it was new income for him. I suppose, being as it was a gift, if he then in turn gifted it to his wife, she would be able to collect it tax free. At least, that’s what some wife killing…

I am intrigued by your proposal. Can you come up with some story boards? Maybe we can get this show green lit!

I have one of those scars! Stabbed myself with some needle nose vice grips right between the eyes!

As long as it comes with a 1980's era fake Kelly McGillis, NP!

For a minute, I thought I’d heard this story before.