I read this as Litehouse torments and asked my self what the fuck jalapeño ranch ever did to you.

My uncle signed Train, he is not allowed around my child or dogs for that reason.

Is your vagina a huge snob now that it's famous?

I refuse to believe that she did not show Vin Diesel while they were playing D&D.

Yesterday during an anti abortion rally near a school my daughter was harassed (she's six) with pictures of dismembered body parts. The moms in town are in an up roar and planing to stand up to them by having an open carry rally right next to them and signs expressing their disgust. I'm in awe of the out pour of pro…

I went to a Cowboy Troy concert in Boise and you have described his life. Do it, the world needs more of this.

I guess my abuser has moderate manners. He left my face in tact keeping me attractive to other men in society. So good on him?

When my nana got older and started doing weird shit we found her a nice older gal to live with her and take her to the hair dresser and the market on Sundays. Her daughter might want to look into that.

Ours are on Christian Mingle or POF with VERY serious disclaimers that they are marriage minded, love Jesus, and want the ring.....but if you give them some Natty Ice out at the mud bog you might just find your self with a few kids before that. But she'll call you her husband on public because she's a good girl.

These are the women that have shiney shit on their belts, back pockets and camo purses with winged crosses on them. I live in North Idaho, they have a young woman demographic that is eating this crap with a golden spoon.

I did the Carb Nite Solution. I never thought I would hate cheese but when all you eat is meat and cheese you begin to hate everything also you have very little fiber so there's that.

My ex was veganrexic, when I got pregnant he became more manic about it and pushing that me. I started hiding fried chicken in my office because my cravings consisted of Poppeye's. I felt like a drug addict hiding their fix. Those are some deep dark mental gymnastics.

I had this due to an allergic reaction.....years later my mother got it in reaction to the same thing. My father's only response was "Nasty. I share cups with you."

I went to college right there!

I moved here on my own accord, kinda....it has one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country!

From now on all my sex acts end me yelling Rumspringa.

When I was teaching gender role playing was total normal and part of exploring roles and finding their own roles. I didn't even teach in a progessive school, it was mostly Hispanic Americans who didn't put up with "macho" stereotypes and if their sons wanted to wear a dress and play with doll it was cool.

My main course of study was child development and the prevailing idea is that children play with gender roles and identity as part of normal and healthy growth. What this child and every other child who likes things is doing is normal. I really don't understand why its a big ass deal. When I taught I had five year old…

I was so sad when she didn't want to be Motorcycle Pete anymore.

Hard Candy Christmas is ONLY to be sung when your brodello is going to close not because you birthed out shitty kids. Dolly knows you ain't about that life.