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@doit2julia: Hold up? really? Soooo you use nothing? I ask because I have insane skin allergies and every thing gives me a rash including deodorant.

@CharlotteT: I love you for this. Lets just own the word and take back its power from people would would turn it into something ugly. Liking sex is beautiful not something we should be afraid of.

@OctopusIsWelcome: Who doesnt want to get busy after riding a big slide? Keep that adrinaline going!!

@wtfox?!: The creepy rapey face uncle or the aunt and uncle who never had kids but a ton of dogs and way cool stuff?

@The HZA.: Please tell me in was in the spocompton area!!!!

@Andy Neil: Zombie meth-eyed Mark Hamill

@miamaya: revenge is a loaded gun or at the very least sugar in the gas tank, not losing 10lbs and taut abs

@PossibleCabbage: I for some reason read this a sling blade/Twilight crossover. Christ on a cracker someone photoshop that!

@bowen13: As a girl I can not co-sign Twilight as girl porn! There are girls out there that like actual porn. Oh yeah but I'm totally not one of them, nope not me.

I really like my daughter and I rather her stake vampires then try to nurse their emotional wounds and love the sparkle right off them so I guess I'll be replacing Elmo's World with Buffy just to get a jump on that.

Team Can Of Rainer Beer! The best beer in the NorthWest