Seriously. Guys that beat women suck, but reading the witness statements makes this sound very fishy. Could be that it’s just Elliot’s guys and they don’t want to rat on him, but after Patrick Kane’s sexual assault fiasco, I try to wait for the full story. Especially for a guy with no criminal record.

Listen, usstraights have been bombarded with unnecessary images of Trump’s sex life for a while now. It’s your turn now. Deal with it.

I think y’all are just more quiet than...the others.

I too am pretty redneck and vote Democrat. Maybe you guys just don’t realize we’re out here if you look.

Hey, nothing wrong with an old fashioned every once in a while.

Don’t worry, pardner. Somewhere, out there, there’s a guy takin’ it easy for all of us. Keepin’ that dream alive. A hero. A dude.

I don’t like them either, but this is for the family of police officers in Texas and something tells me that a significant number of them would feel the way you do except about Obama. Having both presidents come makes it apolitical.

Things Ronaldo is better at than Messi:

The image of her and McCain downing shots is almost to wonderful to contemplate. I can just see him getting pie-eyed and all “You know, Mrshes Clinton...yer a very very beautiful woman...”

I don’t know if I’ve ever wanted someone to be president so much in my life. Like, I really wanted Obama to, but for mostly symbolic reasons (from the historicity of being the first African American president to the true power of his rhetoric and ideals... I mean, that “red state/blue state/united states” line STILL…

Her and Karli. Should just come out already. They make very cute couple

But the thing is, saying, “Well, even if it isn’t true it’s the sort of thing they’d do” is what Hillary has had to put up with for twenty-five years. Benghazi, Vince Foster, crackpipe Christmas decorations, flinging heavy objects at Secret Service people, secret email servers that leaked information to China,…

... I had majored in Ancient History.

Majors are only bullshit if you pick a bullshit major. You know, like “ancient history”.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

Next thing you’ll be telling me cocaine and hookers are bad too.