Decree: no one can blame Yoko for breaking up the Beatles.

Cibo Matto!

I think "Africa" (the continent, not the country) is a great theme for a party. Animal costumes? Bring 'em on! Wearing cool and beautiful African fashion? Yes! Black face and Klan get-ups? I'm kicking you out of my party for being an asshole.

Then it's time you watched A.I. and found out what all the fuss was about!

Jude Law is way older than that in my head bc I am a baby :(

I went to one of those (second wedding for both bride and groom) and honestly it was cool as hell. Whoever your partner is, y'all do y'all and forget what anyone else might think!

Ack! I love corgis. One of the ones I know in real life has this insanely adorable tendency to roll over on her back anytime you are not giving her attention. It works remarkably well.

Just remember, their teeth were probably totally busted.

Nom nom nom nom nom!

Are you sure this isn't Pawnee, Indiana?

Yes. People want to know what they taste like. They taste like themselves, which is why they're expensive - they're not like anything else. The adjectives I would use are rich and meaty.

Yep! I'm excited to see how he does in it. I really love that he keeps consistently making bold career moves post-Potter. Rock on Dan.

Anybody else excited about the movie? The trailer looks beatnicky and awesome.

Fact is, 90% of teenage boys are so horny they can't think straight, and if they can't get their dream girl (because they're not really anyone's dream boy), they'll settle for what they can get, just to get laid. We'd have a happier world if teen girls could grasp this, rather than being fed a constant diet of pop…

Pretty sure my first boyfriend viewed all the girls he dated as "starter" girlfriends. Including me. And he liked dating more than one at a time, much to our surprise. I wasn't trying to marry him or anything but it was a bit of a shock to realize that he didn't view our relationship as anything more than…

The woman is a robot. A beautiful, elegant robot.

I'm so glad summer is almost over. I love darker lipstick and fall lip colors are coming back!

Early in my career, I confided to my mom that I felt guilty about planning to resign from a job I liked because I had found one that better fit my goals at the time. She told me to never feel guilty about quitting a job, because they would never, ever feel guilty about firing me if they wanted to. This is probably the…

I got nine seconds in and now I am almost too scared to keep watching.

Stephen Colbert's wife is the luckiest woman in America.