I agree with TragicSpinsterNYC. No matter who Girl-With-A-Pearl-Earring spins it, she still sounds snobby. Yes, I am being a bitch right now.

Can you explain why "UCs are their own beast"?

OH my gosh! Tavi is so beautiful now. Not that she wan't before but she really has become a gorgeous young lady.

Because the dress is FUPA-like.

I don't know where you guys live but I live in the REAL WORLD. Beauty is everything dammit!

Okay...I have to be THAT Jezzie. YOU ALL NEED TO CALM THE EFF DOWN PEOPLE.

Diziet, I agree with you. People seem really quick to defend themselves today.

I can't tell if you are kidding or not. This makes you seem really obtuse, but I hope that's not the case.

Chris O'Dowd will be my future lover. Anybody wanting to convince me otherwise will be cut, dammit!

I'm pretty sure bleaching a child's teeth is going to cause some harm in the future. Soft enamel is a bitch. I'm going to be a bitch now. Seeing how messed up her teeth are, I can see where her ignorance is coming from. Okay, bitch turned off now.

I can totally relate. I had relatives living next door and a female cousin my age. She would get compliments about her looks when she walked down the street. Relatives would crowd around her and tell her how beautiful she was when we BOTH walked into the room. They would ask me how's my schooling coming along, and…

My mom did her best to tell me how not pretty I was. She told me only recently it was to prevent me from being a bitch when I grew up. Instead, I just grew up to be a really insecure girl who feels like no guy would ever want to look at her. I still hate looking at pictures of myself. Compliment your kids, people!…

Sorry kid, I think you're pretentious too. I'm not even joking.

For some reason, I highly doubt that you knew this before Ron mentioned it.

That Sarah Hyland thing made me spit up my tea. It's the most hilarious thing I've read in a while lol.

A lesbian glitterbombing another lesbian? Yes, I am trying to perpetuate this rumor.

Um...I think it looks great on her? Very youthful and fun.

Wait, so did Joseph Khan direct this or not? This video doesn't have his trademark play with lights....

yes! yes! Let this revolution happen!

Okay, I just need to say this. She reminds me of all those closeted male politicians. I think Michele Bachmann is a closet lesbian and is quite possibly in love with her sister in law.