At one point she donated 10 million to Scientology. She got a big trophy! it must have had at least 30 dollars worth of metal on it.

So when are they going to make a sequel?

I hate every hog I see from ground-hog chuck to the Guinea.*

Or hugging it for an over long time and sexually propositioning it?

Inconvenient 2 - Solar powered boogaloo

Ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell.
And there's no one there to raise them if you did.

Time to vote.

How do you stay on top of the news like that?

And WWI was one of the unsexiest wars.

Gotta be
So macho
big and strong enough to turn me on
big blue eyes

What about all those dated "Woody's Roundup" references?

Would You Like To Know More?

Watch one of his movies.

No-one did.

It's an ugly planet! A Cars planet!

He actually said, "You'll take my gun from me when you pry it from my cold bed-pan". True story.

What an asshole.

All Hail The Trash Heap!

Ge = golly
os = windows
to = to
rm = remove.

They drove a dumptruck full of money up to his house. He's not made of stone!