"Her eyes lingered on the salami on display…."

Oh you hef sunk my baattleship.

Not in the past tense, no.

If you've dumped them you're legally required to keep them as proof of copyright. If you haven't dumped them then you should. Unless you have terrible taste in music.

I'll do a section in binary, a section in hex and a section in ascii… Rosetta stones for everyone!

I had an Egon persona I didn't take off until 1998.

If nothing else, I would think archived data should include a paper trail with:
. Description of contents
. File system format
. Program version + OS used to create the file(s).
. Spec of device that wrote the data
None of that necessarily helps if the medium has corrupted, but it's a place to start if you want to attempt…

This is a great way to end business meetings.

All down the diodes on one side.

Now that we have 3D printers, we can print out those 1s and 0s into plastic moulds, which can be used to shape ceramic blocks, which will last forever.

Never better, and never altered from.

Which is more likely to be rebooted… Manimal (with eco-saviour theming) or Automan (with virtual/alternate reality subplot)?

"Who are you and how did you get in?"
"I'm the locksmith and… I'm the locksmith"

I hardly think the Internet is the place for smut such as you describe in your comment.

No Cadaver… maybe it's not quite RPG enough.

Spiro Agnew?

The article I did for BuzzFeed, "Ten Things Only I Care About" was rejected. "Not inclusive enough", they told me.

It made me fluent in Comedy Yiddish.

I never read any magazines later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, did you?

He's a bit pompous, but I'd love to see the AV Club interview Clive James. He was taking TV seriously since the 70s. And he's dying.