My memory of eating Vienetta is that my family bought one and divided it amongst 6 people and I was never, ever satisfied with the portion. Now that I'm old I'm going to eat a whole one myself.

The future of protein is obviously genetically engineered cows and pigs that are basically brainless limbless tubes that eat at one end, poo at the other and make meat in the middle. They will be ideally suited for kebab shops, requiring only a coring before they go on the spit.

And then repurposed for 'Land Down Under'.

Not when we can do that farming in the center of the Moon.

Is the Battle of Tannhauser Gate taught these days?

I look forward to the final film, where the cast pocket stage props while they act.

Tame of Gnomes?

Hatestalkers.

I didn't say anything about a Reeves villian.

This would have worked so much better with a Christopher Reeves-style Superman and Metropolis to compare with grimdark Batman.

I hope Manimal teams up with Automan.

Lovecraft's soul was eaten a long time ago. It's how he wanted to go.

or the Red Scare.

Until now I had thought Young Fresh Fellows was a joke band name for a manufactured boys' band.

It's a favourite in this household. I'm not a huge fan of Jim Carrey but this was his most well-formed comedy, and the split-second expression of The Mask coming off Milo is a favourite moment of mine.

There's Concrete. He doesn't even have blood.

Harsh, man.

You got that wrong. He works for the biggest newpaper under the planet. It's on the roof.

Nichole Kidman hasn't been exposed to actual sunlight since she was a BMX bandit. This is all CGI and night-for-day shooting.

"Come to bed honey, I'm turgid!", said no woman ever.